YOU KNOW YOUR FROM MEMPHIS WHEN....?
THIS IS SOOOOOOO TRUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEYOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM MEMPHIS WHEN:-When you see a liquor store on one side of the street and a church on the other side.-Everyone you know either works at FedEx or has worked there.-You or a friend of yours has a plate on the wall at the Flying Saucer-You will only order cheese fries from Huey's (and only the Midtown one at that!)-You know that Bosco's has the best beer on tap-You swerve madly to avoid pedestrians walking in the middle of Poplar/Union-You knew not to go into Overton Park after dark-Cooper-Young Festival is the highlight of your fall-You only bowled at Imperial Lanes.-Everyone you live near thinks it's cool to go to prison.-When our crime rate is something we strive to be tops in every year.-You remember when we had the Memphis Maniax-The main attraction at the most expensive hotel are ducks-You know a "cousin" of Justin Timberlake-You go on Hollywood to get your car washed by the Cone's for 5 dollars- Everyone runs outside at the sight of the first snowflake!-You wake up at 5 A.M. just to go to the Nike Factory to get the new Jordans!-You know what the little 'helicopter leaves' do when you pick em up and drop em!-Jungle Juice is your favorite drink in the entire world!-When you turn off your stereo,and hear your neighbor's stereo on the same station!-You know that 107.5 will change names every year without fail..--You know what 304 means in someone's pager when they turn it upside down!-If you have or had a family member with a Jherri Curl-You have "free cable"-You know Brooks Skirt Spinner Road is the best place to pick up really friendly girls..-You know that MusicFest = Mudfest-You ever used aluminum foil to make a fake grill-You know someone with hubcap spinners-You've had your picture taken by the begger on beale street.. or you have taken your picture with him-Prince Mongo & Jerry "The King" Lawler are on the Mayors ballot-You have been offered a 2 for 1 and it doesn't involve food-You know a member of a rap group that actually won an oscar-You went to the Mall of Murder, Ice Skated, and survived to tell about it!-You have waited for 4 hours to get a drivers license or have your car inspected..-You know what the Dirty Dova is.-Beale street is what you look forward to when you turn 21.-You dont really care about the Grizzlies, but you love the TIGERS!- You understand what Makin Easy Money Pimpin Hoes Is Serious really stands for (Three 6 Mafia said it, and that is the way we are going to keep it! Its not Makin Easy Money Pimpin Hoes In Stlye, Its 'Is Serious'... So keep your damn mouth shut). That spells MEMPHIS, for all you retards who didn't understand!-Three Six Mafia, Project Pat, Frayser boy, Yo Gotti, Nasty Nardo, Al Kapone, 8 Ball & MJG is real rap.- Orange Mound to G'town you gotta represent.-You know what real Barbecue is.-Nonconnah means Autobahn-You're scared of Germantown Cops-Running from police at field parties is a way of life- Someone in your family has an Elvis story-Your're proud of the number one violent crime rate Memphis holds. Because that means you survived living in Memphis.-Rednecks or not, we still can kick your ass.-Our tap water is like your Evian.-Our mayor does drugs, how hardcore is that?-Goin muddin' is a sport-You drive like your gonna kill everyone else.- The weather doesn't go with the season.-You know the paradiso is the movie theater filled with 3rd grade prostitutes wearing mini skirts and tube tops.-You just call the Mississippi "The River."- You didn't know that the Old Bridge and the New Bridge had names.-You've seen all the members of Saliva at Wal-Mart.-You've had to switch the thermostat from heat to air in the same day- You can say "Take Poplar" and get anywhere from anywhere.-You know you can make it anywhere in memphis in "about 15 minutes"- You call the city a shithole, but you'll fight any out-of-towners that agree with you.-You know Going South or to the boats means you are going to the casinos.-You know what is means to "Bleed blue and grey"-You still call it Memphis State-You know that if you live anywhere in the city limits you're only a street or two away from ghetto.-You know that McAllisters is the best place to get Sweet Tea!-You have had multiple bikes stolen from your garage!!!-Somebody says "201", the first thing that comes to mind aint got nothin to do with a clock. I bet you'd be hard pressed to find another city where everyone in the city knows the street address of the jail!-You use words and phrases like "damn right", stout", "junt", "she goin", "kinfolk", "killa fye head", "gettin cap", "checkin'","Yeah, Yeah!!", "gettin skully", "chiefin", "fie", and end sentences wit "foo", "BRUH"&"manne" and end roasts wit "lookin ass"
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