Have you heard of the Blonde who had an Interview?
======Blonde job interview.A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer decides to start with the basics. "So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?"The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for about 30 seconds before replying, "Ehhhh .. 22!"The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice. "And can you tell us your height, please?"The young lady stands up and produces a measuring tape from her handbag. She then traps one end under her foot and extends the tape to the top of her head. She checks the measurement and announces, "Five foot two!"This isn't looking good so the interviewer goes for the real basics. "And uhh, just to confirm for our records, your name please?"The blonde bobs her head from side to side for about twenty seconds, mouthing something silently to herself, before replying, "Mandy!"The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he asks, Steelhead Ice "Just out of curiosity, Miss. We can understand your counting on your fingers to work out your age, and the measuring tape for your height is obvious, but what were you doing when we asked you your name?""Oh that!," replies the blonde, "That's just me running through 'Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you...."=====Blonde goes Duck huntingTwo blondes decide to go duck hunting.Neither one of them has ever been duck hunting before.After several hours they still haven't bagged any.One hunter looks at the other and says, "I just don't understand it-- why aren't we getting any ducks?"Her friend says, "I keep telling you, I just don't think we're throwing the dog high enough."======Trout Fishing LuresThree blondes are sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water.A Game Warden comes up behind them, taps them on the shoulder and says, "Excuse me, ladies, I'd like to see your fishing licenses.""We don't have any," replied the first blonde."Well, if you're going to fish, you need fishing licenses," said the Game Warden."But officer," replied the second blonde, "we aren't fishing.We all have magnets at the end of our lines and we're collecting debris off the bottom of the river."The Game Warden lifted up all the lines and, sure enough, there were horseshoe magnets tied on the end of each line."Well, I know of no law against it," said the Game Warden. "Take all the debris you want." And with that, he left.As soon as the Game Warden was out of sight, the three blondes started laughing hysterically. "What a dumb Fish Cop," the second blonde said to the other two. "Doesn't he know that there are steelhead trout in this river?"====They have always said "Blondes have more fun"- and these jokes prove it.If you are taking them personally then you need to get off the net, because a joke is not against you, it is just funny.Go out and smell the fresh air and come back to your senses.
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